A Conversation With The Wife About Climate Criminals

Me (watching an eco-wacko ad with a polar bear floating on a piece of ice the size of a thimble): These warming idiots are getting dumber and dumber... the depraved politicians and the lyin' scientists. I won't even call them scientists...

Wife: And they want to dictate to ALL of us about that Kyoto Bowl.

Me (laughing): It's not the Kyoto Bowl...

Wife: What bowl is it?

Me: (more laughing): It's no bowl,

Wife:

Me: That's a restaurant, You mean the Kyoto ACCORDS.

Wife (laughing harder than I): I think the Kyoto Bowl's out of business.

(pause)

Wife: This is why I don't talk in public.