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I totally wish dinosaurs were still around.

Only so I could eat them.
Birds! Don't you like poultry?

What about turtle soup?

Shark fin soup?

Aligator?
Brontosaurus steaks.

Did you know that there were some fellows who actually found a frozen mammoth, preserved and intact? They thawed and ate some of the meat. That's what I want to do.
yes, i knew about that. and i was wondering about the state of the freezer burn.

I am also a little concerned of the burn, Ted is going to level at me for mucking up his thread. Hopefully, it'll just be the cold shoulder.

OK, first of all, it's impossible to muck up one of my threads, but this is exactly how I'd like it done if I had to choose.

Second, all this has give rise to an interesting question, at least to me: would there then be dinosaur farms? And if so, how big would they have to be, and what would that do to the price of corn?

Not to mention that they're already concerned about cow emissions.

You should take to Michael Crichton (M. Chiton?). I think he's written two fictions that could be recombined to address this very thought.

Anyhow... I don't think dinosaurs would eat corn. Would they compete with it? Perhaps their droppings could be harvested for a methane plant?

Then again... the term "turtle water" comes to mind. At the very least I'd like to avoid the foul mess they would make in the water trough, and propose that dinosaurs be free range only.

would there then be dinosaur farms?

The State of Utah would be converted to dinosaur production, yes.

I believe that a smallish herd of fully grown brontos would feed half the country.

Hen and Scio...

Hmmm... Hen and Scio... that sounds like a sequel to Animal Farm right there. Anyway, Hen, you're not seeing the whole picture. While some dinosaurs were indeed vegetarian, they would all possibly be affected by the corn supply since it is used to feed the animals, including Mexicans, which they would feed on.

And Scio, when you say the "State of Utah," I presume you mean the entire state suitably fenced - which it isn't now...?

And I agree that such a farm might feed the whole country, though I am having some difficulty picturing the scene at the dinner table.

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