What A Liberal Sees

"Analysis: US now winning Iraq war that seemed lost"

That's the current headline, aren't you happy? Because you just know they all sat for hours wondering how they could spin that headline so it would appear that victory was still way down a long and winding road. Yet no matter how they tried to frame it, we're still winning. Wouldn't you have given up a weapon for the privilege of being in on that session?

There's one small problem however: never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever did Iraq seem lost - except in those many tiny peas which scientists have determined substitute for brains in liberals. There was a long and dark period in which we weren't winning and that can fairly be pinned on George Bush, but the fact is, and events have proven, that at any point when we decided to win this thing, victory was always within our grasp.

And now, even the dumbest liberal, and that's damn dumb indeed, has to admit it. So may God bless the United States of America, and may God damn... well, you know...there is no God, or there wouldn't be such evil... or liberals.