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        <title>Ted West: The Naked Conservative</title>
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            <description>      Heeeeeeeeere&#39;s Johnny! No, not that one, but an incredible simulation. John Flub Kerry&#39;s new joke: &quot;CAIRO (Reuters) - U.S. Senator John Kerry, the Democratic candidate for the presidency in 2004, said on Thursday the U.S. administration should ta...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:48:12 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      As you know if you&#39;ve read any of my writing, I am a staunch conservative. There are about a gross (look it up) of us. The rest of those who call themselves conservatives, are Pavlov conservatives. And of course, all liberals are of that strain. ...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:33:46 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      I&#39;ve said over and over that there&#39;s no one on the planet who hates Bush more than I, but I have to give the man credit where it&#39;s due. Early in the 2000 campaign he told us that he was a uniter, not a divider, and he has finally made good on his...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:22:35 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      Researchers have found a major trigger for Tourette&#39;s Syndrome - George Whatsaborder© Bush. I know myself, from the instant I see his face or hear his voice, I can&#39;t stop screaming obscenities, and I only stop when I&#39;m completely exhausted.      &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 13:21:52 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      Long before the first Muslim violence came to our shores, being a renowned neighborhood philosopher, I was educating the woman whom I would eventually marry on the First Rule of Life: Don&#39;t marry a Muslim! And yes, I aways included the exclamatio...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 20:17:04 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      Here&#39;s today&#39;s math problem: Six Imams board a plane in Minneapolis at 5pm. If two sit in the back, two sit in the middle, and two sit in front, how long will it take them to get to Phoenix? (answer at bottom) Should six priests get on your fligh...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 16:05:49 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      How does that song go: &quot;Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet... but the plight of the poor Muslim... it&#39;s impossible to weep?&quot;   Ann Coulter points out that the Imi who were removed from a flight this week because some passenger...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:07:48 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      So what does Michael Richards need to do to rehabilitate himself and his image? As it turns out, nothing.    It seems that the two sympathetic characters who had heckled Richards have now enlisted Gloria Alred&#39;s help in an effort to attain some m...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:29:36 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      I felt a blog might be the best way to go now that neither the liberals nor conservatives I&#39;ve encountered in Internet forums will talk to me. And as with everything else, George Bush is to blame.    I&#39;ve always had a hate-hate relationship with ...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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