Ted West: The Naked Conservative

Now I've Learned My ABCs, Tell Me What To Do With These?

2007-04-16T21:49:25Z

As part of my ongoing effort to manufacture problems that may never actually exist, in order to deal with them calmly and rationally before they become issues, I must say that this whole Imus imbroglio has me acutely aware of a future festering s...

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Teach Your Parents Well - First Curly, Now Larry - No Moe!?!

2007-04-13T19:49:47Z

No sooner has the tumult over Don "Curly" Imus started to die down, when a new one may be building over Larry "Larry" King's comment about Alzheimer's. We can only hope. UPI reports that a spokesman for Alzheimers patients, one Patrick "Shemp" Mo...

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Fuzzy-Headed Shmos

2007-04-12T19:56:48Z

Perhaps more outrageous than Al Sharpton using the Imus matter as a steppingstone to greater prominence is the fact that so many people with little or no familiarity with Imus, and who not only didn't hear his remarks but who never hear his remar...

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Farah-n-Me, Ho Ho Ho

2007-04-12T07:11:28Z

Last night, the always humorless Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily weighed in on Don Imus, condemning him in the strongest of terms. I didn't mention it until now because I sent Farah an email, and I wanted to wait to see if he published it. He didn'...

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Much Ado About Ho Thing

2007-04-11T00:46:33Z

There's Jane (The Ho) Hull on O'Reilly tonight saying that Imus has made "many racist, sexist, homophobic" comments. No he hasn't. In fact, I doubt he's made any at all. "Nappy headed hos" certainly isn't one as evidenced by the fact that it's be...

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You Don't Have To Be Black To be Offended, Just A Moron Or...

2007-04-11T00:04:22Z

... a weasel, or an imbecile, or an opportunist, or a wimp, or an idiot, or a PC jerk, or a fool, or Linda Stasi, or Matthew25 (who's probably all of the above), or maybe just a jealous, straight-haired ho who doesn't play basketball. Ah, The Lib...

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No Mo' "Ho"?

2007-04-09T19:40:45Z

Imus Imitates Kramer With A Twist - Turns Apology Into Indictment Of The Right If you missed the Letterman leg of the Michael Richards Apology Tour, you could have caught the three-hour extended off-Broadway version pf the one-man show this morni...

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Sweet Surrender Adds Lots Of Pounds

2007-04-08T08:02:09Z

Sing along with me now... There'll be bluebirds over The white flags of Dover Tomorrow, when the world is... Shelling out big bucks to see - Tea Sucking Surrender Monkeys: The Movie! That's right, folks, it's official. The ironically named "Min...

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Mary Old England The New France? - A Very Good Friday Quote

2007-04-07T01:45:01Z

"It was a fitting image of the 14 wimps and a sob sister arriving back in the United Kingdom yesterday: skulking away with pink goody bags in hand. The color was no accident - although yellow would've been more appropriate." - Col. Ralph Peters (r...

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The Lone Ranger - Less Rare Than A Rational Leftist

2007-04-06T10:11:33Z

I don't know where or how I gave the impression that this would be a safe place for liberals, but I hope to dispel that notion once and for all right now. I try to engage in humorous political commentary. As such, I'm likely to exaggerate, unders...

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