2 posts tagged “joke”
While watching a movie called Bachelor Flat starring Terry Thomas and Tuesday Weld, I was struck by how beautiful she was. There was a scene on the beach with her, dressed very appropriately, in a long blue dress in which I found her jaw-dropping dazzling, and in the next scene, she was at home wearing a top and jean shorts, and... well... WOW!.
Oh, and she also had on white high heels.
Me: Holy cow, I didn't realize she was that beautiful! I can't believe she wasn't a bigger star?
Wife: It's luck, she didn't get the parts.
Me: She's got the parts...
Wife:
Me: And she does what all beautiful girls did then - she wears heels around the house.
Wife: Just like Mrs. Beaver...
Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
No, not that one, but an incredible simulation. John Flub Kerry's new joke:
"CAIRO (Reuters) - U.S. Senator John Kerry, the Democratic candidate for the presidency in 2004, said on Thursday the U.S. administration should talk to Syria and Iran."
Can you believe that? No, not that he wants to talk to the best terrorist regimes in the world, but that he was the Democratic candidate for President.
More:
"Kerry also told reporters in Cairo he believed U.S. policy in the Middle East was in trouble, partly because the United States had failed to listen to people in the region."
Coincidentally, I agree with that. We ought to be listening carefully to how they intend to destroy us and Israel and act accordingly, like telling Iran that we're going to pull out of Iraq - through Iran!
It's very important for countries to talk to each other, even when you disagree. We have serious differences with Syria right now, we have serious differences with Iran, but you can't begin to resolve those differences if you're not willing to try to understand," said Kerry*.
Now I'm no Senator, but I think John Boy's wrong: I believe that overwhelming force can also resolve differences?
*The Massachusetts Senator who also served 120 days in Vietnam, arranged for some Purple Hearts, and devoted his life to denigrating the troops.
