Ted West: The Naked Conservative

All We Are Saying Is Give (The Religion Of) Peace A Chance

2008-02-07T22:38:35Z

So an American woman in an Islamic getup walks into a Starbucks somewhere in Saudi Arabia... And the waiter asks, "Would you like bruises and a strip search with that latte?" OK, it wasn't a waiter is was a Saudi pig... er... policeman, and the w...

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Express Line, Ten Items Or Less, No Ogling.

2008-01-22T23:42:51Z

There's a long-ago song by the Box Tops that goes something like this, and as always, feel free to sing along... Sweet cream ladies forward march; Puritans ignore them Sweet cream ladies do their part; Sweet cream men adore them Exactly what ...

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Guess What I've Named My Toilet?

2007-11-30T19:32:21Z

Guess What I Named My Toilet? They marched in "Martyrs Square" because a civilized British teacher gave up her decent life in order to try to bring savages into the modern world, and as advanced people in primitive lands are prone to do, Gillian...

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The Top Ten Results If America Became An Islamic State

2007-11-09T00:06:21Z

The Top Ten Results If America Became An Islamic State National Anthem changed to that noise Islamic women make with their tongues when they celebrate Supreme Court upholds separation of church and state, orders lawyers who brought separation of...

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Dateline Malaysia: No Joy In Musville?

2007-11-02T00:57:35Z

And I do mean "Dateline!" Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat... no, I didn't make that up, even if it is suspiciously similar to the Monty Python election night sketch. He's "the spiritual leader of the opposition Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party" according to a ...

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Wise Men Or Blind Mice?

2007-10-02T18:03:35Z

Today I want to say a few things about the world's three great religions - Christianity, Warmalarmism, and Muslamism which I mention in that order because while I don't respect the tenets of any of them, Christians only try to advance their belie...

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Review: Christiane's God's Warriors - "AmanPOOR"

2007-08-22T19:07:34Z

Reuters is carrying a review of CNN's God's Warriors hosted by the always biased Christiane Amanpour, a sort of thinner, even less funny, female Michael Moore in which she tries to show, as one idiotic Australian did here, that all religions have...

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Is That A Quran In Your Toilet, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

2007-07-31T08:11:08Z

I almost lost my mind while watching O'Reilly yesterday, but don't worry, that happens every time I watch him. The reason for this particular episode had to do with the Pace University student who has been charged with a "hate crime" for mistreat...

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Malaysia, Truly Aphasia?

2007-07-26T15:21:37Z

Malaysia - The government has warned it could use tough anti-terrorism laws against bloggers who insult Islam or the country's king. A suspect may be detained indefinitely, without being charged or put on trial. "But officials insist the law is...

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What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate

2007-07-11T20:46:20Z

Everyday, I'm bombarded with stupidity, and I just can't address it all as completely as it so richly deserves. Some recent examples: 1) Cigarette smoking may inhibit Parkinson's. First it was weight loss, now we have another benefit of lung canc...

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