Ted West: The Naked Conservative

Obama Unplugged... Unmasked... Unwound!

2008-08-20T19:22:11Z

"John McCain can talk all he wants about Paris and Brittney, but I don't have time for that mess..." Until just then?!? Hey Bobo, Paris called... she wants to know if you'd like to be her Vice President*? All this is enough to make one wonder who...

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Potential Punk President's Polemics

2008-08-20T17:36:50Z

"John McCain doesn't know what he's up against!?!" Thus spake Bobo Obo yesterday Was it only yesterday that I said he was acting like a 7-year-old? So is he regressing, or did I only think he was seven because he'd been the editor of the Harvard ...

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Another Children's Book Idea Starring Obama

2008-08-20T16:23:59Z

It occurred to me that whether or not Bobo becomes President, he's inspired a series of children's books that may be long-running/ Barack could be the new Babar... or maybe even take over for the old one like the way they do it for James Bond. An...

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Obama Speaks, Andrea Mitchell's Water Breaks

2008-08-18T17:07:14Z

I didn't see it, but apparently Barack-O had his lips handed to him by John McCain over the weekend at the Rick Warren conference. I couldn't watch because I can't stand having to endure even a glimpse of Obama's hideous face anymore, and I'd ra...

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Bobo - One Sick Mofo?

2008-08-15T17:10:51Z

I just heard about a children's book starring America's newest (and best) superhero. It's apparently not Bobio's third autobiography, but it must certainly be based on a true story... How about some quotes...? "Even God himself talks to Barry wh...

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Pleading For The Polar Bear

2008-08-14T17:49:19Z

I know that most scientists don't believe in "global warming," but the ones who do are so stupid that it's starting to give science a bad name. There's an ad running right now that not only lays out the case for "global warming," it reflects the ...

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John Edwards - Democrat

2008-08-08T23:25:52Z

Is there anyone who's more representative of the Democrat Party than John Edwards? And is there anyone who's behavior is more emblematic of Democrats? So today he came right out and admitted that he'd had the affair about which rumors have been s...

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Bobo NoNo

2008-08-07T18:08:52Z

Last week, Bobo Obama said the single stupidest thing ever uttered in any campaign in the history of the universe - that if people would just inflate their tires, we'd save as much oil as we could gain from new drilling. You don't have to know a...

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Not Your Father's Mensa - AKA: Paxie's Choice

2008-08-06T19:25:52Z

Pity the poor Paxie. At some point, and with my urging, it apparently dawned on him that there was no practical way of extricating himself from the mess he'd created, and that the longer it went on, the worse he'd look. That's because I had all t...

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Paxton Et Moi

2008-08-04T19:49:46Z

Well, Paxie, I just finished your "Lost Passages," and they are indeed lost, if you get my drift. I'll be brief(er) than I have been heretofore (ha-ha) because all the goodwill I was feeling has evaporated thanks to your coarseness masquerading a...

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