Ted West: The Naked Conservative

A New Constitution

2008-11-19T02:14:56Z

Tom Purcell has compiled a number of quotes which I think form an excellent starting point for either rewriting or amending the constitution... "A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take everything you have." ...

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Just How Stupid Are Liberals?

2008-11-19T01:02:33Z

This doesn't tell the half of it... 57% of Obama voters were unable to correctly answer that Democrats controlled both the House and the Senate. More... Now, here's a related matter from James Taranto: The News & Observer of Raleigh, N.C., has ...

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The Greatest Joke Ever Told

2008-11-18T17:15:26Z

Remember the Monty Python sketch about the British government looking for the killer joke to thwart the Germans? Well, here's the next best thing. It won't kill anyone, but it is hilarious. And what makes it the funniest joke ever are the explana...

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Looking Outward

2008-11-15T20:29:20Z

I came upon three good entries today that, taken together, sum up where we are right now. The one by Dox is more speculative, but I think it's got a lot of validity, even if I don't share his perspective entirely. Lexann and Zak present more trou...

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Tracking Timothy In Rosy Rosemead

2008-11-15T02:25:00Z

After ignoring a number of requests for an interview, this reporter caught up with Timothy yesterday afternoon outside the palatial double-wide he shares with his parents in Rosemead, a Los Angeles bedroom community with every bit as much cachet ...

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Breaking News!

2008-11-14T16:11:47Z

-This is a Ted News Alert- It finally became clear yesterday why John has scrupulously avoided admitting to being wrong about anything ever when at 2:18pm he said the following to Dox: "Sorry about the goof on TR." The world immediately came to...

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Prop-i-Geight

2008-11-13T23:01:29Z

A special letter to Ellen DeGeneres Dear Ellen, I'm starting to feel like Greyhound: stop making a fuss and leave the marriage to us. Besides, you deserve your own institution. You opened your show today by quoting George Clooney saying that so...

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Ted's Shorts

2008-11-13T18:12:42Z

Sarah Palin is the finest woman in American politics. Probably ever. And it took John McCain a week to "defend" her from those Republican elites who see her as a threat to their future in the party. And he did it with a patronizing, "I'm so proud...

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The Comment Of The Day - And He Doesn't Even Know Timidthy

2008-11-13T08:07:23Z

"Consensus building is for wimps and soulless people who stand for nothing. Compromise is not about being tolerant: these days, it’s about giving up conservative principles. As the Republican Party begins to retool, rebuild and return to the 'les...

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The Perfect Chaser

2008-11-12T07:42:13Z

As you know, I get tremendous enjoyment from mocking pseudo-intellectuals. I'm even generous in who in the category - young know-it-alls, old hags who never were anybody, people who pretend to be something they're not - pretty much anyone who hol...

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