TedWest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I finally decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! I particularly enjoy what I've dubbed "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know what I'm talkin' about, those movies where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on, you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies.

What did you think I was going to say? Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it covered.