TedWest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I finally decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife, that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know what I'm talkin' about, those movies where the intended victim finally does something that renders her too stupid to live, and from that moment on, you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, that rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, chocolate chip cookies. If the above seems hastily composed, it's because I thought it important that this blog be set up on the anniversary of Kennedy's assassination.

I want to add that I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially the foreign parts.